So charming. So useful.
(Credit: Screenshot by Chris Matyszczyk/CNET)It's so tiresome when you've had enough of your lover, isn't it?
You have to make up some reason why you don't want to be with them anymore. Then you have to decide how to deliver the news.
Do you at least face them in person, look into their eyes and watch the hurt course right through them?
Or are you the modern type who just sends a text and has done with it?
Even if you are, what should the text say? "Oh, I felt the passion had gone in the weeks after both your parents were killed in a car crash"? Or perhaps: "I hate the fact that you've actually discovered who I really am, so you've got to go"?
It's sometimes hard to put the appropriate message together using just acronyms and emoji.
Fear not, my faint of heart, for here is the BreakUp Text app. You've longed for it almost as long as you've longed for human decency and a new Elton John album.
BreakUp Text has a level of humor. You can choose to tell your ex that you were eaten by a bear.
But it heightens the humor by also penning long, heartfelt messages that gnaw at the craw and elicit simpering sympathy.
I paid 99 whole cents just to see for myself what this app would write to a serious (and seriously controlling) ex --... [Read more]
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